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December 20, 2006

just for today

On the sixth day of Christmas, the objectification elf gave to me, Djimon Hounsou.

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Remember when MTV actually programmed videos 24/7?  Rock Chick vividly recalls a day when Janet Jackson's "Love Will Never Do" video (the money shots begin about 3:26 in) gave womankind (and Herb Ritts' lens) something to talk about.  That face.  That body.  Then the combo started showing up in films - good ones: Amistad, In America, Gladiator and this year's Blood Diamond. He's also done his fair share of slumming: Beauty Shop or Lara Croft, anyone?  Rock Chick is a forgiving sort; he's really just starting.

December 19, 2006

keeps me on my toes

On the fifth day of Christmas, the baby daddy elf gave to me, Neal Pollack.

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Anyone with a passing familiarity with the McSweeney's stable has mingled with the genius of this writer.  He's morphed from snarky bad boy with a heart of gold to snarky Alternadad.  That childless by choice Rock Chick checks in daily with a daddy blog should tell you everything you need to know.  Read "We Have a Dead Cat" and if you're not in love with this man, RC will refund your money, no questions asked (other than "What's your deal, you heartless motherfucker?")

December 18, 2006

take a good look

On the fourth day of Christmas, the teeming hordes demand eye candy elf gave to me, Jake Gyllenhaal.

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Hmmm, what was Jake up to this past year?  A quick Google reveals that he had his fine ass, er, nose to the grindstone working on a couple of films.  But really, do Hall of Famers even need a reason?  Does the sun need a reason to shine?  Does gin need a reason to be drunk?  Does Rock Chick need a reason to haul out the Gyllenhall avec riding crop picture? 

December 17, 2006

uncanny and immutable

On the third day of Christmas, the didn't see that one coming elf gave to me, Mark Foley.

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Last September, every Dem was secretly thinking "Ticker tape parade, motherfuckers!" when Foley's indiscretion and lack of understanding of email's permanence, virtually handed over the election.  The Iraq debacle paved the path and this guy just drove the truck full bore into the brick wall of the citizenry's tolerance.  When even Karl Rove throws up his hands in surrender, the man responsible deserves a spot on Rock Chick's tree.  Granted, a spot on a low branch where the cats can bat the shit out of the ornaments, but a spot nonetheless.

December 14, 2006

moved by sleight of hand

On the second day of Christmas, the three chords and the truth elf gave to me, Bono.

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Rock Star.  Raconteur.  Activist.   Any person, let alone a musician, who can lead the world's economic policymakers into the cornfield and get them to drink the Kool-Aid, is long overdue for a spot on Rock Chick's tree.  Full of himself?  Absolutely, but some people have every fucking right to be.

December 11, 2006

here it comes

What Rock Chick doesn't do to bring you this yearly eye and brain candy festival.  The annual 12 Men of Christmas is being brought to you via an imploding laptop and a jerry-built IE browser. (Is the shudder audible?)  If the list makes it to eleven before complete annihilation, Nigel Tufnel may as well turn it up to twelve.  Onward and sideways...

On the first day of Christmas, the Tradition in Its Own Right elf gave to Rock Chick, Tim Gunn.

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Inadvertently, the past few years have seen the list kick off with an esteemed representative from the other team.  Tim Gunn: so suave (minus the Rico), so bitchy, so concerned.  So utterly wrong that he hasn't signed on for the fourth PR installment.  You had Rock Chick at wickety-wack, Tim.

December 09, 2006

it's christmas time

There's a chill in the air...

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and a faint whiff of testosterone...

December 05, 2006

stop me before i begin

knit + drunk + fuck + pattern + blog + cat + OR + kitty

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It's a mighty proud day here at Purl Jam.

December 02, 2006

just inadvertant imitation

Yes, Rock Chick knows what month it is.  All in due time.  After all, one only needs twelve days to satisfy a nation.  In the meantime, join the ol' RC as she journeys back to her youth, the salad days of DC punk and purple hair.  Riding shotgun was fellow Fugazi fan, Jules, who was met through the unlikely auspices of John Mayer.  And Sarah McLachlan thought she was building a mystery.

A little background: A Danish company, Yellow Arrow, constructed a walking text message tour of hardcore in DC called Capitol of Punk.  Hit the landmark, text a message and they text back with the history of that venue.  Or not.  It was soon determined that if one had not been a frequent guest of these establishments in their heyday, one was lost and screwed.  The Danes, not so handy with the directions thing.

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Dcspace_wtf_5They paved paradise and put up, what else, a Starbucks.  The jumping off point for the day was the site of the former dcSpace, a place where the weirdest of the strange in local punk played.  Hardcore, screamcore and shoe gazers alike crowded into this performance space.  To see a Starbucks there is to receive a shock to the system.  The whole neighborhood is a shock - note the luxury condos across the street.  Back in the day, one dared not walk alone in this neighborhood after dark.  Now, you can get a venti vanilla latte while listening to Mayer and have a random patron lift her shirt over her head when you talk too loud. 

930_corporate_hq   A few blocks west of dcSpace is the site of the old 9:30 club,  inside of whose walls a great portion of Rock Chick's misspent youth occured.  If you were a band that mattered - or wanted to matter - this is where you played.  The 9:30 club still stands, just not here.  The shiny new 9:30 has balconies where Jen and Brad met cute and smooched their way through Prince.  The old 9:30 had a large pole smack in the middle of the room, emitted an odor not of this earth and rats ran across your feet while Dischord bands reigned on stage.  Rock Chick much prefers the old.  Again, this was what could politely be termed an unsavory neighborhood after dark.  Now, it has a business called The Cowgirl Creamery shilling cheeses that require a bank loan. 


Black_cat_1Traveling uptown to the Shaw neighborhood finds the Black Cat still standing in its original spot.  This space hosted any number of seminal DC bands and like the best clubs, you'd walk right past it without a second thought if you hadn't a clue what has occurred behind that door.


Black_cat_ooh_dance_partyNot everything happening behind that door should be advertised to the general public.  Really, a dance party that pits New Order against Duran Duran should be left to travel the grapevine that will find those interested in their natural habitats.  Namely, all white apartments with a Patrick Nagel print above the sectional couch.



While that nugget whirled in the brain, it was decided that alcohol was the appropriate ending to a day illuminating one's shattered youthful dreams.   Where upon entering  Cafe Saint-Ex, Fugazi bassist Joe Lally's mug sent greetings from the cover of the local alternative rag.  Capitol of Punk come full circle.  Great conversation, good food and liquor followed.  John Mayer, bringing Fugazi fans together since 2006.

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